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MACK,S CORNER
If the story doesn't maker you cry for laughing
so hard, I et me know and I'll pray for you.
The is a story about a coupie who had been
happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the,husband's
habit of farting loudly every moring when awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would
make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop
itand tha it was perfectly natural.She told him to see
adouctor, she was concerned that one day he would
blow his guts out.The years when by and he continued
to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morningas she was peparing
the turkey fordinner and he was upstairs sound asleep,
she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey
innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare part
and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went up stairs where her husband
was asleep and ,gently pulling back the bed covers, she
pulled back the elastic waisbanb of his underpants and
emptied the bowl of turkey buts into his shorts. 
Some time later she heard her husband waken with
his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood
curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he
ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the
floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of tortune she
reckoned she had bot him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later ,her husband came downstairs
in his bloodsstaned underpants with a look of horror on his
face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was thematter. he said,
"Honey, you were right.All these years you nave warned me
and I didn't listen to you."
What do you mean?"asked his wife. "Well,you always told
me that one day I would end up farting my buts out, and today
it finally happened.But by the brace of God, some Vaseline,
and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.